The lonely apartment
The lazy house cat greets you.
Monday, December 27, 2010
Good friends with bad habbits
I have a couple of friends who have a reaallyyyyyyyy bad habit! Their thing is that they always remember to tell something while someone else is talking. It doesn’t have to be something connected to the conversation, NO! Aaaaanything works for them!
I was trying to imagine a skype/ msn Chat conversation with one of them. It would be something like that:
Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: hey hello
:)
High
pitched
voice
girl
:
HELLO
O
OOOO
Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: I was thin…
High
pitched
voice
girl
:
YESTERDA
Y I THOU
GHT AB
OUT SCU
BA DIVING
Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: Oh nice!
High
pitched
voice
girl:
YES, MY FRIEND
TOBY HAS A N
EW JOB!
Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: Wh…
High
pitched
voice
girl:
I LIKE CHOCOLATE
Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: Reall….
High
pitched
voice
girl:
1,2,3,
4,5,6,7
I HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO SAY I JUST LO
OOVE
INTERUPTING PEOPLE!!!
Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: I am eating I’ll be back in 5 minutes
They have two super powers:
First of all a high pitched and really loud voice, this weapon allows them to sound louder than a Bon Jovi stadium tour concert. (It’s true it happened once!)
Their second super power is the inability to follow a conversation. This Is a tricky one cause sometimes it makes them look dump and innocent but it can kill you. Really. It doesn’t matter if you are talking about your break up after a 4 year relationship while crying and puking , they will still interrupt you to talk about their thing.
The worst case is when she (or he) has a problem with something. If you make the mistake to go out with him/her forget any other kind of talk. It will be all about why did Mike tell her/him to stop laughing at him e.t.c. In that case, stay out of their way. Stay home and talk to your teddy bear.
Anyway, I still love them even though sometimes I want to put a stuffed animal in their mouth. Especially a bunny rabbit because with its ears it will tinkle their lungs.
P.S. I know it’s been a long since the last time I updated this blog but I was really busy! I will come back soon with guess what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A LIST!
YEAH A LIST!
I will do a countdown with the best/worst albums of 2010! I know it’s not original and I promise to keep it small.
O.K. Maybe medium sized
O.K. IT MIGHT BE BIG!
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